Of Domestic Braindrains and Corporate Monsters... part 2

Friday morning and I report to work late as usual. First things first, I check out my e- mail. What do you know? My telepathic powers of universal control finally seem to be proving themselves functional after all. The HR department downstairs has contracted a management consultancy firm to send in some HR pros who will come through to the bank and listen very caringly to our long spelt woes of inappropriate job stationing and unhealthy working conditions. After this they will take to group seminars and discuss possible reorganization structures that will ensure every worker leaves his office smiling and feeling like he is totally worth his payslip: payslips that will also be a subject of positive discussion so as so ensure unbiased diffusion in the guap-distribution process that takes place at at the end of every month (refer to part one of the series).

So these guys - correction- babes ( yes, the entire panel will be comprised up of young ladies only ), will be arriving today from the new Deloitte & Touche offices in the evening to kick start the evaluation with a presentation then beginning Monday the serious work begins, part of which will be describing deeply what it is exactly each and everyone in this building that goes under the category of staff is summoned here to do. They will define every single duty that you are expected to take care off and therefore in the same line of thought define every single duty you are expected not be bothered with or disturbed by members of the uninformed for.

Frankly speaking I highly doubt that I should be the one to speak of the collective delight that will sprout forth after this exercise is complete since I, at not the moment, am not part of the banks permanent staff list but at least it gives me substantial relief to know that the first steps towards a positive change are happening right here and now in my own work environment. I therefore do hope that within those seven weeks I shall get assimilated into the much more improved system that is to come of it. Till the next scoop.