You start out here and you end up somewhere else, then you're back here sooner or later. What does it all mean? It means there's always the same part of you that doesn't change. And so here I am again, ranting out of context and striving to squeeze a laugh out of you after a whole year. The last time I announced my big comeback you didn't seem to be very eager to applaud.. or maybe there is no clap button on the my blog. Cookies will do. Am sure you're wondering, how many times can a guy leave his blog and come back months later just to write another hyped up mega comeback blog post, huh? Well its an unlimited number of times! And you should try it too while we are on the subject.
Anyways, its June and its really effing cold hence the cold nature of my humour today. Its so cold I took the liberty to work at such odd hours and let you in on how the weather is fairing tonight. At the same time, I am reading my editors free novels on
wattpad. Yes, I am now writing for a living. That is what it has come down to - a serious professional endeavor filled with serious results for all the serious mass media consumers out there. And I'm just getting started. Am I ashamed? Da Fuck No! Would you? Making money is what it is. The name of the mother-effing game and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
So enough with the gangster gimmicks. Let's get this thing rolling.
